Well, babes… it’s time to blow out the last candle.
After one hell of a ride, SassyAss is officially closing up shop. We lit your homes (and your lives) with sass, sarcasm, and scandalously good scents—and we loved every flaming second of it.
To every badass bitch, queer cutie, and fragrance freak who ever clicked “add to cart”—thank you. You didn’t just support a small LGBTQ-owned business. You gave this snarky little dream a heartbeat (and paid for a lot of espresso).
Whether you were here for the “Manifesting and Orgasm” or the “Bestie from Another Teste,” the Pride flames or the birthday roasts—you made it magic. You made it worth it.
Thank you for the love, the laughs, the orders, the DMs, and the absolute chaos.
Stay loud, stay weird, stay fabulous.
đź’‹ Always,
The SassyAss Team