funny candle

5 Stars Would Poop Here Again

Bring a touch of cheeky humor to your bathroom with the "5 Stars Would Poop Here Again" candle. A funny and unique gift for any occasion!

$24.00$29.00

Activate Cum Dump

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Activate Cum Dump

Get the perfect gift for your naughty friends with our handcrafted, eco-friendly, and LGBTQ friendly Activate Cum Dump Scented Soy Candle. This funny and sexy candle is infused with pure essential oils and is sure to set the mood. Light it up and let the fun begin!

$24.00$29.00

Activate Fuckboy Mode

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Activate Fuckboy Mode

Get cheeky with our humorous, handcrafted, eco-friendly, and vegan "Activate Fuckboy Mode" Scented Soy Candle. Perfect as a gift or for yourself. Light up the room and activate your inner himbo. Order now! #Humorous #Handcrafted #EcoFriendly #Vegan #Gift

$24.00$29.00

Adulting is Ghetto

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Adulting is Ghetto

Escape the adulting blues with the 'Adulting is Ghetto' candle. It’s your go-to for moments when the grown-up world becomes too much, offering a fragrant breather from life's demands.

$24.00$29.00

Affordable Slut

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Affordable Slut

Celebrate self-love and sassy empowerment with the "Affordable Slut" candle. A bold and humorous statement piece for your home.

$24.00$29.00

Almost Practically Kinda Adulting

Get a humorous and sassy handmade candle that's perfect for gifting. Celebrate adulting with our clean burning soy candle infused with mood-boosting essential oils. Shop now and light up your space with a cheeky attitude! #Humorous #Sassy #Handmade #CleanBurning #Gifting

$24.00$29.00

Another Shitty Day In Paradise

Get our snarky, sarcastic Another Shitty Day In Paradise Scented Soy Candle, handmade with a cheeky attitude. Clean burning and infused with mood-boosting essential oils, this candle is perfect for those who embrace life's absurdity. Order now and add a touch of humor to any space!

$24.00$29.00

Are You High, Clairee?

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Are You High, Clairee?

Get sassy with our handcrafted, essential oil infused Steel Magnolias soy candle. Perfect for movie buffs, this LGBTQ owned candle is funny and cruelty-free. Light it up and enjoy the iconic one-liners. Order now!

$24.00$29.00

Ask Me About My Dungeon

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Ask Me About My Dungeon

Get the perfect kinky gift with our handcrafted, BDSM-themed "Ask Me About My Dungeon" scented soy candle. Vegan and unique, it's the perfect way to embrace your inner Dom. Order now! #KinkyGift #BDSMThemed #Handcrafted #Vegan #UniqueGift

$24.00$29.00

Baby Dyke

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Baby Dyke

Celebrate your journey with our "Baby Lesbian" soy candle, infused with essential oils and empowering vibes. Perfect for LGBTQIA+ pride and coming out, gift it to a friend or treat yourself to a reminder of your fabulousness. Shine bright and empower yourself today!

$24.00$29.00

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