humorous candle

I Am Pleasant Goddamnit

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I Am Pleasant Goddamnit

Unleash your inner southern sass with our hand-poured, eco-friendly I Am Pleasant Goddamnit soy candle! Infused with premium essential oils for positive vibes, this vegan and cruelty-free gem is the ultimate Steel Magnolias-inspired gift. Shop now at SassyAss.co for a confidence-boosting, LGBTQ-friendly treat!

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I Like Your Belly

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I Like Your Belly

Celebrate your curves with our "I Like Your Belly" soy candle, infused with a sensual fragrance. Perfect for creating a sassy, empowering atmosphere in your home. Embrace your body positivity and curvy confidence. Get yours now! #BodyPositivity #PlusSizeLove #CurvyConfidence #HumorousHomeDecor #SensualFragrance

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Live Laugh Cunt

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Live Laugh Cunt

Discover the bold, empowering scent of our "Live Laugh Cunt" soy candle from the Sassfirmations collection! Hand-poured with pure organic soy wax and infused with premium essential oils, this unique gift is perfect for those who love a good laugh and a clean, toxin-free burn. Vegan, cruelty-free, and eco-friendly, our humorous candles are designed to ignite self-expression and support LGBTQ+ equality. Shop now for a sassy, handcrafted candle that truly stands out!

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Manifesting Ansel Elgort In My DMs

Manifest your Celeb Crush with our Fun & Flirty Scented Soy Candle - "Manifesting Ansel Elgort In My DMs"! Handcrafted with pure organic Soy Wax & Essential Oils, this Eco-Friendly, Vegan, & Cruelty-Free candle is the perfect Unique Gift for Fans & Pop Culture lovers. Embrace your sassy side & support LGBTQ+ equality with SassyAss.co. Shop now for a Dreamy, Empowering addition to your home decor!

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Manifesting Kinky Sex

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Manifesting Kinky Sex

Unleash your inner desires with our sex-positive, handcrafted "Manifesting Kinky Sex" soy candle infused with pure essential oils. Perfect for BDSM enthusiasts and vegans, this eco-friendly candle is a unique gift for any occasion. Get ready for a wild adventure in the bedroom. Order now!

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Welcome to the Tramp Palace

Get sassy with our handmade, clean natural candle - the perfect housewarming gift! Infused with cheeky essential oils, this LGBTQ owned candle is vegan and cruelty-free. Order now!

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You Need Therapy

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You Need Therapy

"Take care of your mental health with our 'You Need Therapy' soy candle. Infused with calming essential oils, it's perfect for relaxation and aromatherapy. A great gift for self-care and mental health. Get yours now!" #SelfCare #MentalHealth #Relaxation #Aromatherapy #PerfectGift

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