humorous gift

Congrats on Your New Tax Write Off

Celebrate new parents with our humorous gift - the Congrats on Your New Tax Write Off Scented Soy Candle. Handcrafted, eco-friendly, and non-toxic, this candle is perfect for any home. Give the gift of laughter and order now! #NewParents #HumorousGift #EcoFriendly #NonToxic #Handcrafted

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Dogs > Humans

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Dogs > Humans

Attention all pet lovers! Our "Dogs > Humans" scented soy candle is perfect for those who know that four legs are better than two. Hand-poured with a fresh linen scent, this candle is a great addition to any decor. Perfect for new puppy owners or as a gift for pet adoption celebrations. Light it up and show your love for your furry best friend!

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Entering My Wine And Dogs Era

Experience the ultimate relaxation with our Entering My Wine And Dogs Era scented soy candle! Hand-poured with pure organic soy wax and premium essential oils, this vegan and cruelty-free delight creates a cozy atmosphere for self-care and unwinding. Perfect for pet lovers and wine enthusiasts, our eco-friendly creation makes a unique and humorous gift that supports self-expression. Join the sassy home decor revolution, and embrace your Wine and Dogs Era today!

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I Want A Man With A Big Dick & Progressive Politics

Discover the ultimate gift with a naughty twist in our sassy scented soy candle, 'I Want A Man With A Big Dick And Progressive Politics' from the PolitiSass collection! Infused with premium essential oils in a pure organic soy wax base, this eco-friendly, vegan, and cruelty-free hand-poured candle adds a hint of empowerment and a dash of irreverent humor to your home decor. Support LGBTQ equality while enjoying a clean, toxin-free burn with no parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals. Unleash your inner sass and make a bold statement with this unique and cheeky candle gift. Shop now at SassyAss.co and embrace your fearless, desire-fueled self!

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I Was Petty Today

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I Was Petty Today

Get snarky with our handmade, LGBTQ owned I Was Petty Today Scented Soy Candle. Perfect as a gift or for yourself, this sarcastic candle is infused with essential oils and free of toxins. Light it up and embrace your inner pettiness.

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I Wonder About You Sometimes

Handmade and infused with a quirky blend of essential oils, our "I Wonder About You Sometimes" soy candle is perfect for celebrating friendship. Clean and natural, it's a humorous and uplifting gift that's sure to bring a smile. Light it up and embrace your unique self!

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I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right

Discover the ultimate confidence booster with our witty, eco-friendly 'I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right' scented soy candle from the Sassfirmations collection. Infused with premium essential oils, this handcrafted, cruelty-free, and pure organic soy wax candle is perfect for gifting or adding a touch of sassy humor to your home decor. Vegan, toxin-free, and LGBTQ-friendly, our unique and empowering candles support self-expression and the fight for equality. Ignite intellectual conversations and make a bold statement with this one-of-a-kind candle. Shop now for a truly unique gift idea!

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It Is What It Is

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It Is What It Is

Embrace chaos with our "It Is What It Is" candle. Infused with essential oils for stress relief and mindfulness, it's perfect for self-care. Get yours now! #Acceptance #Affirmation #Mindfulness #StressRelief #PositiveVibes #SelfCare #CandleLove

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Keep Calm And Carry Poppers

Experience the ultimate fusion of wit, boldness, and irreverence with our Keep Calm and Carry Poppers Scented Soy Candle! Hand-poured, pure organic Soy Wax meets premium essential oils for a toxin-free, vegan, and cruelty-free aroma. Perfect for gifting or self-expression, this LGBTQ-owned, eco-friendly candle adds a playful and snarky atmosphere to any space. Shop now for a unique, Pride-inspired candle experience!

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Manifesting Frank Ocean In My DMs

Manifest your celeb crush with our fun & flirty, eco-friendly 'Manifesting Frank Ocean In My DMs' scented soy candle. Handcrafted for music lovers & pop culture enthusiasts, this unique gift idea features pure organic soy wax, premium essential oils, and a hilarious twist. Vegan, cruelty-free, and LGBTQ+ supportive, add some humor to your home decor with this one-of-a-kind candle. Shop now and embrace your sassy side!

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