Psalm 109: Resistance Manifestation Candles 🕯️

Because sometimes prayer is protest, and protest is prayer.

Honey, democracy just took a dark turn, but we’re not going quietly into that MAGA night. Choose your level of biblical shade with our Resistance Manifestation Candles – because if they’re gonna use religion to oppress us, we’re gonna use it to manifest their downfall.

Choose Your Fighter:

The Full Tea Version

All the ancient words of resistance in their full, unfiltered glory. This candle features the complete text of Psalm 109’s curse against tyrants – every deliciously vengeful verse about creditors, karma, and cosmic justice. It’s giving “I want them to know it was me” energy.

The Coded Message Version

Sometimes less is more. This sleek, subtle version simply states “Pray for Trump Psalm 109” – letting those in the know know, while keeping the casual observer guessing. It’s giving “bless his heart” but make it biblical.

What Makes These Candles Special:

• Hand-poured with resistance and resilience
• Infused with traditional herbs of protection and justice
• Permanent protest pricing to keep the resistance lit

Perfect Pairing Scents:

• Sashay Away (sage + cedar): Banish fascist energy and negative vibes with this purifying blend of bergamot, eucalyptus, lavender, rosemary, and protective cedar. Because sometimes you need to sage the whole damn country.
• Calm Your Tits (spearmint + eucalyptus): When the news has your blood pressure rising, this soothing blend of spearmint, citrus, eucalyptus, and white tea helps you keep your cool while plotting the resistance. Self-care is revolutionary, babe.
• Namaste, Bitch (citrus + green botanicals + earthy woods): Ground yourself in righteous anger with this zen-but-make-it-resistance blend of lemongrass, green tea, sage, and light musk. Perfect for when you need to maintain your inner peace while still saying “fuck you” with your whole chest.

Product Details:

• 8 oz of pure organic soy wax
• 65-hour burn time
• Clean-burning, toxin-free formula
• Handcrafted with pure spite and essential oils
• Available in our standard amber glass vessel

How to Use Your Resistance Candle:

1. Choose your fighter (subtle shade or full biblical tea)
2. Light with intention
3. Visualize justice being served
4. Keep it burning as a reminder that hope flickers but never dies
5. Remember: every day brings us closer to cosmic justice

Whether you prefer your resistance loud and proud or subtle and sneaky, we’ve got a candle for that. Because sometimes the most powerful protest is a prayer for justice, served with a side of sass.

✊🏼 🏳️‍🌈 ✊🏾 🏳️‍⚧️ ✊🏿

Note: No refunds for fascists or their sympathizers. Don’t like it? There’s probably a Yankee Candle outlet at your local mall.