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5 Stars Would Poop Here Again
Bring a touch of cheeky humor to your bathroom with the "5 Stars Would Poop Here Again" candle. A funny and unique gift for any occasion!
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A Million Girls Would Kill for This Job
Light up the 'A Million Girls Would Kill for This Job' candle and let its complex scent remind you of the irony and allure of your envied position.
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A Top Is Just A Dildo With Feelings
Unleash your sassy side with our LGBTQ pride-inspired scented soy candle, 'A Top Is Just A Dildo With Feelings'! Hand-poured, vegan, and eco-friendly, this unique adult gift creates a playful, sensual atmosphere. Shop now for bold statement decor & support LGBTQ+ equality!
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A Win is a Win
Celebrate life's victories with our "A Win is a Win" scented soy candle from the Sassfirmations Collection. Handmade with clean and natural ingredients, our candles are eco-friendly, vegan, and cruelty-free. Choose from our Top 5 scents and support an LGBTQ-owned business. Perfect as a motivational gift or for adding some sass to your home decor. Get yours now!
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Activate Cum Dump
Get the perfect gift for your naughty friends with our handcrafted, eco-friendly, and LGBTQ friendly Activate Cum Dump Scented Soy Candle. This funny and sexy candle is infused with pure essential oils and is sure to set the mood. Light it up and let the fun begin!
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Activate Fuckboy Mode
Get cheeky with our humorous, handcrafted, eco-friendly, and vegan "Activate Fuckboy Mode" Scented Soy Candle. Perfect as a gift or for yourself. Light up the room and activate your inner himbo. Order now! #Humorous #Handcrafted #EcoFriendly #Vegan #Gift
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Adulting is Ghetto
Escape the adulting blues with the 'Adulting is Ghetto' candle. It’s your go-to for moments when the grown-up world becomes too much, offering a fragrant breather from life's demands.
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Affordable Slut
Celebrate self-love and sassy empowerment with the "Affordable Slut" candle. A bold and humorous statement piece for your home.
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Almost Practically Kinda Adulting
Get a humorous and sassy handmade candle that's perfect for gifting. Celebrate adulting with our clean burning soy candle infused with mood-boosting essential oils. Shop now and light up your space with a cheeky attitude! #Humorous #Sassy #Handmade #CleanBurning #Gifting
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And That’s How Regina George Died
Discover the sassiest, eco-friendly scented soy candle inspired by Mean Girls – 'And That's How Regina George Died'. Hand-poured, vegan, and cruelty-free, this unique gift adds snarky humor to any space. Shop now for the perfect pop culture decor & support LGBTQ+ equality with SassyAss.co!
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The Highlights
- 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
- Infused with Pure Essential Oils
- Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
- Vegan and cruelty free
- Handcrafted in Small Batches
Premium Containers
| Burn Time | 70 hours (approx) |
| Material | Ceramic |
| Finish | Gloss |
| Wax Weight | 9 oz (255.15 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL) |
| Height | 3.50″ (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 3.00″ (7.62 cm) |
Standard Containers
| Burn Time | 65 hours (approx) |
| Material | Glass |
| Finish | Translucent Amber |
| Wax Weight | 8 oz (226.8 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL) |
| Height | 3.50″ (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 2.88″ (7.32 cm) |
