Candles

Coke Me Up & Throw Me to the Gays

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Coke Me Up & Throw Me to the Gays

Get ready for a wild night with the "Coke Me Up & Throw Me to the Gays" candle! A hilarious and playful addition to any Pride party.

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Congrats on Your New Tax Write Off

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Congrats on Your New Tax Write Off

Celebrate new parents with our humorous gift - the Congrats on Your New Tax Write Off Scented Soy Candle. Handcrafted, eco-friendly, and non-toxic, this candle is perfect for any home. Give the gift of laughter and order now! #NewParents #HumorousGift #EcoFriendly #NonToxic #Handcrafted

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Congrats On Your Vaginal Emancipation

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Congrats On Your Vaginal Emancipation

Celebrate your breakup or divorce with our "Congrats On Your Vaginal Emancipation" soy candle. Infused with a liberating scent, it's pure organic, vegan, and cruelty-free. Embrace your freedom and empower yourself with this cheeky candle. Shop now! #Breakup #DivorceCelebration #Freedom #Empowerment #Organic #Vegan

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Congrats. Here’s a Fucking Candle.

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Congrats. Here’s a Fucking Candle.

Celebrate any achievement with our hand-poured, vegan "Congrats. Here's a Fucking Candle" gag gift. Infused with essential oils, this adult humor candle is perfect for any celebration. Get yours now! #Vegan #HandPoured #Celebration #GagGift

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Cunt Crew

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Cunt Crew

Discover the bold, empowering, and unapologetic Cunt Crew scented soy candle from Sassfirmations! Handcrafted with pure organic soy wax and infused with premium essential oils, this eco-friendly and cruelty-free vegan candle is the perfect unique gift for strong women who celebrate sisterhood, body positivity, and LGBTQ pride. Add a touch of fierce home decor, humor-infused sass, and girl power to your space while supporting an LGBTQ-owned business that fights for equality. Light up your life with Pussy Power, and let the empowering scent of our feminist candle inspire you and your badass BFFs. Shop now for this empowering, one-of-a-kind gift that speaks to Millennials and Gen Z alike!

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Custom Collaboration Candle

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Custom Collaboration Candle

Create a personalized and unique present with our Custom Collaboration Candle. Co-brand and add a sassy saying to the label, choose your container and scent. Handcrafted with essential oils, it's perfect for any occasion. Order now! #CustomCollaboration #Personalized #CoBranded #EssentialOilInfused #UniquePresent

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Dad Daddy Daddiest

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Dad Daddy Daddiest

Celebrate Father's Day with a hilarious gag gift! Our "Dad Daddy Daddiest" soy candle is hand-poured, vegan, and infused with bold, irresistible scent. Perfect for the dad who loves adult humor. Give the ultimate daddy title with this playful present!

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Daddy Bear

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Daddy Bear

Show your appreciation for the Daddy Bear in your life with this handcrafted soy candle infused with essential oils. Perfect for adding a touch of LGBTQ pride, this unique gift features masculine scents like Leather Daddy and Hard Wood. Shop now and let your Daddy Bear know how much you care. #LGBTQPride #Handcrafted #EssentialOils #Masculine #UniqueGift

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Daddy’s Boy

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Daddy’s Boy

Celebrate your LGBTQ pride with our handcrafted, vegan, and cruelty-free Daddy's Boy Scented Soy Candle. A unique and playful gift perfect for any occasion. Light up your space and embrace your inner Daddy's Boy today! #LGBTQPride #Handcrafted #Vegan #CrueltyFree #UniqueGift

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Dead Inside But Still Horny

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Dead Inside But Still Horny

Get a mood lifter with our "Dead Inside [But Still Horny]" spicy candle. Perfect as a naughty gift or funny home decor. Hand-poured with love and adult humor. Light it up and let the seductive blend of essential oils set the tone for a night of pleasure. Vegan, cruelty-free, and toxin-free. Grab yours now and embrace your inner horniness!

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The Highlights

  • 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
  • Infused with Pure Essential Oils
  • Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
  • Vegan and cruelty free
  • Handcrafted in Small Batches

Premium Containers

Burn Time 70 hours (approx)
Material Ceramic
Finish Gloss
Wax Weight 9 oz (255.15 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 3.00″ (7.62 cm)

Standard Containers

Burn Time 65 hours (approx)
Material Glass
Finish Translucent Amber
Wax Weight 8 oz (226.8 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 2.88″ (7.32 cm)
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