The Sassfirmations Collection

New Cunt Who Dis

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New Cunt Who Dis

Discover the bold and sassy New Cunt Who Dis scented soy candle from our Sassfirmations Collection! Hand-poured with pure organic soy wax and premium essential oils, this eco-friendly, vegan, and cruelty-free candle is perfect for empowering your space with humor and self-expression. A unique gift for besties, birthdays, or just because, it's a clean and natural way to show off your attitude and support LGBTQ+ equality. Shop now for a sassy upgrade to your home decor or a hilarious, empowering present!

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No One Told Me About The Slut Rule So I Showed Up Like This

Ignite your inner queen with our handcrafted Mean Girls-inspired soy candle - "No One Told Me About The Slut Rule So I Showed Up Like This!" Enjoy the alluring scent of premium essential oils while embracing your sassy side. Perfect as a unique, eco-friendly gift, this vegan, cruelty-free candle not only adds humor to your decor but also supports LGBTQ+ equality. Unleash your confidence with this empowering, witty, and fun home accent. Shop now and fill your space with Sassfirmations!

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Not in This Christian Home

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Not in This Christian Home

Illuminate your space with the 'Not in This Christian Home' candle, a perfect mix of sass and satire for anyone who loves to turn tradition on its head. It’s a fragrant nod to the joy of being joyously irreverent.

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Oh No She Betta Do

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Oh No She Betta Do

Ignite your inner diva with our scented soy candle, 'Oh No She Betta Do', inspired by drag culture & RuPaul's Drag Race. Hand-poured, vegan, eco-friendly & LGBTQ-friendly, this unique gift adds sass, supports self-expression & empowers with every flicker. Perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, housewarmings & more, it's the ultimate adult gag gift that's bold, body-positive & fierce. Shop now, support LGBTQ+ equality, and let your fabulous scent light up the room!

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Oh No She Betta Don’t

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Oh No She Betta Don’t

Ignite your inner queen with our oh no she betta don't scented soy candle, inspired by drag culture and RuPaul's Drag Race. This handcrafted, eco-friendly, and vegan candle adds sass and humor to any space, making it the perfect unique gift for self-expression. Support LGBTQIA+ pride and shop SassyAss.co – an LGBTQ-owned business that gives back. Light it up and slay the day!

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On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink

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On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink

Whether you're donning your best pink outfit or not, the 'On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink' candle is your go-to for making every Wednesday the highlight of your week.

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One Stomach Flu Away

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One Stomach Flu Away

Embrace the lighter side of fitness goals with the 'I’m Just One Stomach Flu Away' candle, because sometimes, you just have to laugh.

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Only Judy Can Judge Me

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Only Judy Can Judge Me

Get your snarky humor on with our "Only Judy Can Judge Me" Scented Soy Candle, handcrafted with vegan and eco-friendly ingredients. Perfect as a unique gift inspired by the iconic TV show Judge Judy. Order now! #JudgeJudy #SnarkyHumor #Handcrafted #Vegan #EcoFriendly #UniqueGift #TVShowInspired

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Petty As Fuck

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Petty As Fuck

Be bold and unapologetic with our hand-poured, organic "Petty As Fuck" soy candle. Infused with daring essential oils and a pinch of humor, celebrate your fabulous self or gift to friends. Get yours now! #Bold #Unapologetic #HandPoured #Organic #Humorous #ShopNow

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Plant Daddy

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Plant Daddy

Discover the irresistibly witty Plant Daddy scented soy candle, hand-poured with pure organic soy wax and infused with premium essential oils. This clean, toxin-free, vegan, and cruelty-free candle is the perfect unique gift for plant enthusiasts, gardeners, or anyone who appreciates a bit of sassy humor. Sassfirmations by SassyAss.co, an LGBTQ-owned business, brings you a delightful fusion of botanical vibes, eco-friendly home decor, and cheeky charm with each burn. Light up your space with a Gardener's Delight that supports self-expression and LGBTQ+ equality. Shop now for a handcrafted, humorous, and eco-friendly present that truly makes a statement.

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