The Sassfirmations Collection

I Love My Job

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I Love My Job

The 'I Love My Job' candle is your perfect desk companion for days when loving your job requires a little aromatic persuasion.

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I Love That For You

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I Love That For You

Get the humor and warmth of Schitt's Creek in your home with our handcrafted soy candle infused with essential oils. Perfect as a gift for fans, this candle is vegan and cruelty-free, clean-burning and non-toxic. Light it up and channel your inner David or Alexis Rose!

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I Own 51% Of This Shitshow

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I Own 51% Of This Shitshow

Discover our I Own 51% Of This Shitshow scented soy candle, an empowering, Drag Race inspired gift for boss babes who love snarky humor and eco-friendly sass! Handcrafted with organic, vegan, cruelty-free ingredients, this unique statement piece adds a fearless, LGBTQ Pride touch to any space. Shop now and own your power with Sassfirmations!

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I Tolerate You

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I Tolerate You

Get a laugh with our "I Tolerate You" Scented Soy Candle - a unique gift that's handcrafted, vegan, and eco-friendly. Perfect for sharing your snarky humor! Shop now.

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I Was Petty Today

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I Was Petty Today

Get snarky with our handmade, LGBTQ owned I Was Petty Today Scented Soy Candle. Perfect as a gift or for yourself, this sarcastic candle is infused with essential oils and free of toxins. Light it up and embrace your inner pettiness.

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I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You

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I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You

Celebrate your ride or die friendships with our handcrafted, cruelty-free, and vegan "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You" soy candle. Perfect for snarky and loyal friends who always have your back. Get yours now! #Friendship #Snarky #Handcrafted #CrueltyFree #Vegan

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I Wonder About You Sometimes

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I Wonder About You Sometimes

Handmade and infused with a quirky blend of essential oils, our "I Wonder About You Sometimes" soy candle is perfect for celebrating friendship. Clean and natural, it's a humorous and uplifting gift that's sure to bring a smile. Light it up and embrace your unique self!

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I Worship The Quicksand You Walk On

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I Worship The Quicksand You Walk On

Get your hands on our Steel Magnolias inspired scented soy candle, perfect for adding a touch of snarky humor to your home or as a fun friendship gift. Hand-poured and eco-friendly, this candle features sassy movie quotes and is infused with essential oils. Shop now! #SassyMovieQuotes #HandPoured #FriendshipGift #SnarkyHomeDecor #EcoFriendly

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I’d Delete Apps for You

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I’d Delete Apps for You

Make a bold statement with our "I'd Delete Apps for You" soy candle, a perfect love gesture and sarcastic gift. Infused with organic and vegan essential oils, it's the ultimate relationship goals. Order now and ignite your love flame!

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I’ll Burn That Bridge When I Get To It

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I’ll Burn That Bridge When I Get To It

Get your hands on our handmade, LGBTQ owned, snarky scented soy candle. Perfect for unique gift ideas, this candle features daring essential oils and clean, toxin-free ingredients. Embrace your inner firestarter and add a touch of sarcastic humor to any room. Order now!

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