Dead Inside But Still Horny
$24.00 – $29.00
Dead inside? Maybe. Horny? Always. Our “Dead Inside [But Still Horny]” scented soy candle is a hilariously naughty nod to your perpetual mood. Hand-poured with a wink and a nudge, this candle is laced with a sultry blend of essential oils that are sure to spark your desire. Light it up and let this cheeky candle set the tone for a night of self-love or shared pleasure. Whether you’re looking to spice up your bedroom ambiance or hunting for the perfect gag gift for your bestie, this candle has got you covered. So, grab yours, light up, and remember, babe, it’s okay to be a little dead inside… as long as you’re still horny!
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Candles Additional Information
The Highlights
- 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
- Infused with Pure Essential Oils
- Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
- Vegan and cruelty free
- Handcrafted in Small Batches
Premium Containers
| Burn Time | 70 hours (approx) |
| Material | Ceramic |
| Finish | Gloss |
| Wax Weight | 9 oz (255.15 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL) |
| Height | 3.50" (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 3.00" (7.62 cm) |
Standard Containers
| Burn Time | 65 hours (approx) |
| Material | Glass |
| Finish | Translucent Amber |
| Wax Weight | 8 oz (226.8 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL) |
| Height | 3.50" (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 2.88" (7.32 cm) |
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