I Can’t Wait To Shit In Your New Bathroom
$24.00 – $29.00
Congrats on the new throne room, babe! Our “I Can’t Wait To Shit In Your New Bathroom” scented soy candle is the hilarious housewarming gift that screams you can’t wait to christen their porcelain palace. Hand-poured with love and infused with a delightful blend of essential oils, this audacious candle is the perfect balance of class and crass. Perfect for the friend who has everything, including a brand new bathroom, or as a self-purchase to add some sassy humor to your own loo. Light it up and let the good times roll!
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Candles Additional Information
The Highlights
- 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
- Infused with Pure Essential Oils
- Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
- Vegan and cruelty free
- Handcrafted in Small Batches
Premium Containers
| Burn Time | 70 hours (approx) |
| Material | Ceramic |
| Finish | Gloss |
| Wax Weight | 9 oz (255.15 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL) |
| Height | 3.50" (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 3.00" (7.62 cm) |
Standard Containers
| Burn Time | 65 hours (approx) |
| Material | Glass |
| Finish | Translucent Amber |
| Wax Weight | 8 oz (226.8 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL) |
| Height | 3.50" (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 2.88" (7.32 cm) |
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Linda S –
This is my second order and as the first everything went perfectly. Thanks Travis!
Linda S –
Going to purchase two more candles.
Shannon C –
This was a gift for a friend & they absolutely love it & the scent. The shipping was SUPER fast which was amazing. Will definitely purchase from here again 🙂