I Worship The Quicksand You Walk On

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Celebrate your favorite sassy movie moments with our Steel Magnolias inspired scented soy candle, featuring a twist on the iconic quote, “I worship the quicksand you walk on.” Hand-poured and infused with essential oils, this candle is perfect for adding a touch of snarky humor to your home or as a fun gift for a fellow movie lover. Our eco-friendly, vegan, and cruelty-free ingredients ensure that you can enjoy your favorite movie quotes while also supporting a sustainable and inclusive world. Whether it’s for a birthday, just because, or as a stocking stuffer, our Steel Magnolias inspired candle is a unique and fun gift idea for the Claireé and Ouiser in your life. Add some sass to your space and let the witty banter of this classic film shine through with our snarky, movie-inspired candle.

7 reviews for I Worship The Quicksand You Walk On

  1. Birdie R

    Awesome! My friend loved it!

  2. Dariana T

    5 stars review from Dariana

  3. Matthew C

    The candle arrived on-time and intact. Drag brunch scent smells great!

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Candles Additional Information

The Highlights

  • 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
  • Infused with Pure Essential Oils
  • Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
  • Vegan and cruelty free
  • Handcrafted in Small Batches

Premium Containers

Burn Time 70 hours (approx)
Material Ceramic
Finish Gloss
Wax Weight 9 oz (255.15 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL)
Height 3.50" (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 3.00" (7.62 cm)

Standard Containers

Burn Time 65 hours (approx)
Material Glass
Finish Translucent Amber
Wax Weight 8 oz (226.8 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL)
Height 3.50" (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 2.88" (7.32 cm)

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