If You Buy Him One Margarita He Will Open His Legs

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, whore! Our ‘If you buy him one margarita’ candle is a playful nod to the viral street preacher rant that reminded us: a little indulgence can lead to a lot of fun. Light it up, mix yourself a margarita (or three), and remember: sometimes, the best way to open someone’s legs is to open their mind (and their bar tab).

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Candles Additional Information

The Highlights

  • 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
  • Infused with Pure Essential Oils
  • Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
  • Vegan and cruelty free
  • Handcrafted in Small Batches

Premium Containers

Burn Time 70 hours (approx)
Material Ceramic
Finish Gloss
Wax Weight 9 oz (255.15 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL)
Height 3.50" (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 3.00" (7.62 cm)

Standard Containers

Burn Time 65 hours (approx)
Material Glass
Finish Translucent Amber
Wax Weight 8 oz (226.8 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL)
Height 3.50" (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 2.88" (7.32 cm)

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