Merry Fucking Christmas
$24.00 – $29.00
Deck the halls with sass and attitude with our “Merry Fucking Christmas” Scented Soy Candle! This humorous holiday candle is perfect for adding a touch of cheeky charm to your festive decorations or as a unique gift for those with a bold sense of humor. Spread some snarky holiday cheer with this eco-friendly, handcrafted candle. It’s an ideal white elephant or dirty Santa gift, and it’s perfect for the person who loves to ask, “Where the fuck are my presents?!” Enjoy the naughtier side of Christmas with our “Merry Fucking Christmas” Scented Soy Candle.
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Candles Additional Information
The Highlights
- 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
- Infused with Pure Essential Oils
- Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
- Vegan and cruelty free
- Handcrafted in Small Batches
Premium Containers
| Burn Time | 70 hours (approx) |
| Material | Ceramic |
| Finish | Gloss |
| Wax Weight | 9 oz (255.15 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL) |
| Height | 3.50" (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 3.00" (7.62 cm) |
Standard Containers
| Burn Time | 65 hours (approx) |
| Material | Glass |
| Finish | Translucent Amber |
| Wax Weight | 8 oz (226.8 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL) |
| Height | 3.50" (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 2.88" (7.32 cm) |
Additional information
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Farah C –
My aunt fucking loved it! Thank you for the quick shipping and making it arrive before Christmas 🤶🏻
Merry Fucking Christmas 🎄
Jenny R –
I love this so much I wish I’d gotten one for myself and not just a gift, can’t wait to give it!
Erica Tharpe (verified owner) –
We love all of the scents and the candle names are hilarious. I’ve never had so much fun picking a candle before, to be honest. We will continue to support this business. Travis is such an amazing individual as well. So we are definitely 100% satisfied! These candles are the PERFECT gift year round. Just saying….. Thank you for offering these products. Really….. You are the best!