Candles

Happy Birthday, Fucker

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Happy Birthday, Fucker

Celebrate with our Happy Birthday Fucker scented soy candle - a hilarious adult humor gift perfect for a sassy celebration! Handcrafted from pure organic soy wax and infused with premium essential oils, this eco-friendly, vegan, and cruelty-free candle adds a cheeky touch to any birthday bash. Shop now for a unique bday surprise and support LGBTQ+ equality with SassyAss.co's Kiki collection!

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Happy Birthday, You’re Adopted

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Happy Birthday, You’re Adopted

Celebrate with our hand-poured, organic, vegan, and cheeky "Happy Birthday, You're Adopted." candle. Perfect for any celebration, this toxin-free candle is infused with uplifting essential oils. Gift one today and spread the love!

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Happy Fucking Birthday

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Happy Fucking Birthday

Celebrate your birthday with our snarky, sarcastic Happy Fucking Birthday Scented Soy Candle. Handmade with clean burning, organic soy wax and infused with lively essential oils. Perfect for bold and unapologetic souls. LGBTQ owned. Light it up and let the fun begin!

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Haute Mess

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Haute Mess

Get stress relief and embrace the chaos with our "Haute Mess" scented soy candle. Infused with essential oils, this quirky candle is perfect for LGBTQIA+ homes and makes a funny gift. Shop now for unique and quirky home decor.

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He’s Good for Your Hole, Not Good for Your Soul

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He’s Good for Your Hole, Not Good for Your Soul

Indulge in the 'He’s Good for Your Hole, Not Good for Your Soul' candle from our Sassfirmations collection. It's a fragrant reminder of those dangerously enticing liaisons that are irresistible yet fraught with heartache.

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Hey Sinner

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Hey Sinner

Unleash your rebellious spirit with our "Hey Sinner" soy candle, a bold tribute to independent thinking and resilience. Infused with a fearless blend of essential oils, this candle is a symbolic 'fuck you' to those who suppress our authentic selves. Perfect as a gift or reminder to break free from condemnation. Shop now! #Rebellion #Liberation #Defiance #IndependentThinking #Resilience

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High End Gays

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High End Gays

Celebrate the finer things in life with the "High End Gays" candle, inspired by the iconic Tanya McQuoid from "White Lotus."

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Hit Me In My P-Spot

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Hit Me In My P-Spot

Discover the cheeky delight of our Hit Me In My P-Spot scented soy candle from the OnlyFlames collection! This handcrafted, pure organic, and vegan candle is infused with premium essential oils for a clean, toxin-free burn. Perfect for pegging enthusiasts and those who love playful decor, our unique gift supports LGBTQ+ pride and adds sassy humor to any intimate atmosphere. Light up your wild side and embrace your adventurous spirit with this cruelty-free, eco-friendly candle. Shop now and let the kinky fun begin!

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Homophobic? Get The Fuck Out

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Homophobic? Get The Fuck Out

Get your hands on our "Homophobic? Get The Fuck Out Of My House" scented soy candle, perfect for setting boundaries and protecting your home. Infused with an empowering blend of essential oils, this candle is a bold statement of inclusivity and love. Perfect for LGBTQIA+ friends and allies. Get yours now! #Pride #Love #Humor #Inclusivity

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Hot Dom Realness

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Hot Dom Realness

Get the perfect naughty gift for your favorite Dom with our handcrafted, vegan, and cruelty-free "Hot Dom Realness" soy candle infused with pure essential oils. Embrace the power of BDSM and light up your space. Order now! #BDSM #Handcrafted #Vegan #CrueltyFree #NaughtyGift

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The Highlights

  • 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
  • Infused with Pure Essential Oils
  • Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
  • Vegan and cruelty free
  • Handcrafted in Small Batches

Premium Containers

Burn Time 70 hours (approx)
Material Ceramic
Finish Gloss
Wax Weight 9 oz (255.15 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 3.00″ (7.62 cm)

Standard Containers

Burn Time 65 hours (approx)
Material Glass
Finish Translucent Amber
Wax Weight 8 oz (226.8 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 2.88″ (7.32 cm)
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