Candles

How Hard Is It To Use A Fucking Pronoun?

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How Hard Is It To Use A Fucking Pronoun?

Support LGBTQ and Trans Rights with our handmade, eco-friendly, and thought-provoking How Hard Is It To Use A Fucking Pronoun? Scented Soy Candle. Embrace diversity and equality while enjoying a delightful fragrance. Buy now! #LGBTQ #TransRights #Equality #Nonbinary #Handmade #EcoFriendly

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I Always Knew You Were Gay

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I Always Knew You Were Gay

Celebrate your LGBTQIA+ pride with our "I Always Knew You Were Gay" scented soy candle. Hand-poured with love and inclusive of ally support, this candle is perfect for coming out or any queer celebration. Get yours now! #LGBTQIA+ #Pride #ComingOut #QueerCelebration #AllySupport #Inclusive.

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I Am Pleasant Goddamnit

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I Am Pleasant Goddamnit

Unleash your inner southern sass with our hand-poured, eco-friendly I Am Pleasant Goddamnit soy candle! Infused with premium essential oils for positive vibes, this vegan and cruelty-free gem is the ultimate Steel Magnolias-inspired gift. Shop now at SassyAss.co for a confidence-boosting, LGBTQ-friendly treat!

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I Can Do All Things Through Spite

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I Can Do All Things Through Spite

Embrace the power of spite with the 'I Can Do All Things Through Spite Which Strengthens Me' candle. It’s not just a candle; it’s a declaration of resilience and cheeky defiance, perfect for lighting up the path to spite-fueled success.

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I Can’t Go Out, I’m Sick

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I Can’t Go Out, I’m Sick

Embrace your inner drama queen with the 'I Can't Go Out. Cough I'm Sick' candle, perfect for those nights when you just can't face the world.

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I Can’t Wait To Shit In Your New Bathroom

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I Can’t Wait To Shit In Your New Bathroom

Looking for a humorous housewarming gift or a fun addition to your bathroom decor? Try our "I Can't Wait To Shit In Your New Bathroom" soy candle, made with organic wax and essential oils. Perfect for any friend with a new bathroom or as a self-purchase. Light it up and enjoy!

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I Choose the Bear

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I Choose the Bear

Spark the 'I Choose the Bear' candle and let its earthy scent fill your sanctuary. It's for those who humorously acknowledge that sometimes, the wild offers more warmth and safety than what walks on two legs.

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I Didn’t Choose To Be Gay, I Just Got Lucky

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I Didn’t Choose To Be Gay, I Just Got Lucky

Celebrate your LGBTQIA+ pride with our "I Didn't Choose To Be Gay, I Just Got Lucky" soy candle. Infused with essential oils, vegan, and toxin-free, this candle empowers you to flaunt your fabulousness with pride. Perfect for Pride parties or self-care routines. Get yours now! #LGBTQIA+ #Pride #Empowerment #Vegan #Fun.

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I Feel Like A Princess

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I Feel Like A Princess

Unleash your inner royalty with our Jasper-inspired, scented soy candle "I Feel Like A Princess" from the Sassfirmations collection. This handcrafted, eco-friendly, and cruelty-free candle infuses your space with a luxurious jasmine lavender scent, boosting confidence and feminine energy. A unique gift for birthdays, self-care, or just because, it's the perfect addition to your sassy home decor. Shop now to support an LGBTQ-owned business that champions equality and treat yourself to a regal atmosphere, fit for a queen!

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I Know a Bitch When I See One

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I Know a Bitch When I See One

Light up the 'I May Not Know My Flowers, But I Know a Bitch When I See One' candle and celebrate the humor and sass that has captivated the gay community. A perfect blend of fragrance and wit, it’s designed to keep the vibes as lively as the conversations.

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The Highlights

  • 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
  • Infused with Pure Essential Oils
  • Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
  • Vegan and cruelty free
  • Handcrafted in Small Batches

Premium Containers

Burn Time 70 hours (approx)
Material Ceramic
Finish Gloss
Wax Weight 9 oz (255.15 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 3.00″ (7.62 cm)

Standard Containers

Burn Time 65 hours (approx)
Material Glass
Finish Translucent Amber
Wax Weight 8 oz (226.8 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 2.88″ (7.32 cm)
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