Candles

I Like Your Tiddies

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I Like Your Tiddies

Celebrate the magic of tiddies with our "I Like Your Tiddies" scented soy candle! Perfect for adult humor, home decor, and gifting. Hand-poured with love and infused with sensual essential oils. Get yours now and embrace your inner sass-master!

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I Like Your Tongue

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I Like Your Tongue

Get your partner the perfect gift with our handcrafted, eco-friendly, and LGBTQ+ positive I Like Your Tongue Scented Soy Candle. This sexy and funny candle is made with pure essential oils and is clean burning, non-toxic, and hypoallergenic. Surprise your loved one with this naughty yet thoughtful gift and watch their face light up. Order now! #Sexy #Funny #Handcrafted #EcoFriendly #LGBTQ+Positive #ShopNow

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I Love My Job

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I Love My Job

The 'I Love My Job' candle is your perfect desk companion for days when loving your job requires a little aromatic persuasion.

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I Love That For You

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I Love That For You

Get the humor and warmth of Schitt's Creek in your home with our handcrafted soy candle infused with essential oils. Perfect as a gift for fans, this candle is vegan and cruelty-free, clean-burning and non-toxic. Light it up and channel your inner David or Alexis Rose!

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I Love the Way You Fuck Me

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I Love the Way You Fuck Me

Ignite the flames of passion with the "I Love the Way You Fuck Me" candle. A bold and playful way to celebrate intimacy with your partner.

$24.00$29.00Earn up to 290 points.

I Love Your Massive Cock & Progressive Politics

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I Love Your Massive Cock & Progressive Politics

Ignite your senses with our witty and eco-friendly 'I Love Your Massive Cock And Progressive Politics' scented soy candle from the PolitiSass collection. This handcrafted, vegan, and cruelty-free delight is infused with premium essential oils for a clean, toxin-free burn. Gift this unique adult humor candle to empower and express your bold personality, while supporting LGBTQ+ equality. Shop now for sassy home decor and sex-positive laughs!

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I Own 51% Of This Shitshow

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I Own 51% Of This Shitshow

Discover our I Own 51% Of This Shitshow scented soy candle, an empowering, Drag Race inspired gift for boss babes who love snarky humor and eco-friendly sass! Handcrafted with organic, vegan, cruelty-free ingredients, this unique statement piece adds a fearless, LGBTQ Pride touch to any space. Shop now and own your power with Sassfirmations!

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I Tolerate You

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I Tolerate You

Get a laugh with our "I Tolerate You" Scented Soy Candle - a unique gift that's handcrafted, vegan, and eco-friendly. Perfect for sharing your snarky humor! Shop now.

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I Wanna Do Butt Stuff With You

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I Wanna Do Butt Stuff With You

Spice up your love life with our handcrafted, vegan, and non-toxic I Wanna Do Butt Stuff With You Scented Soy Candle. Perfect for a steamy night of passion, this LGBTQ owned business offers a cheeky and playful way to set the mood. Get yours now! #SexyHumor #Handcrafted #Vegan #NonToxic #LGBTQOwnedBusiness

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I Want A Man With A Big Dick & Progressive Politics

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I Want A Man With A Big Dick & Progressive Politics

Discover the ultimate gift with a naughty twist in our sassy scented soy candle, 'I Want A Man With A Big Dick And Progressive Politics' from the PolitiSass collection! Infused with premium essential oils in a pure organic soy wax base, this eco-friendly, vegan, and cruelty-free hand-poured candle adds a hint of empowerment and a dash of irreverent humor to your home decor. Support LGBTQ equality while enjoying a clean, toxin-free burn with no parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals. Unleash your inner sass and make a bold statement with this unique and cheeky candle gift. Shop now at SassyAss.co and embrace your fearless, desire-fueled self!

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The Highlights

  • 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
  • Infused with Pure Essential Oils
  • Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
  • Vegan and cruelty free
  • Handcrafted in Small Batches

Premium Containers

Burn Time 70 hours (approx)
Material Ceramic
Finish Gloss
Wax Weight 9 oz (255.15 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 3.00″ (7.62 cm)

Standard Containers

Burn Time 65 hours (approx)
Material Glass
Finish Translucent Amber
Wax Weight 8 oz (226.8 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 2.88″ (7.32 cm)
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