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I Was Petty Today
Get snarky with our handmade, LGBTQ owned I Was Petty Today Scented Soy Candle. Perfect as a gift or for yourself, this sarcastic candle is infused with essential oils and free of toxins. Light it up and embrace your inner pettiness.
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I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You
Celebrate your ride or die friendships with our handcrafted, cruelty-free, and vegan "I Will Gladly Tittiepunch a Ho For You" soy candle. Perfect for snarky and loyal friends who always have your back. Get yours now! #Friendship #Snarky #Handcrafted #CrueltyFree #Vegan
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I Wonder About You Sometimes
Handmade and infused with a quirky blend of essential oils, our "I Wonder About You Sometimes" soy candle is perfect for celebrating friendship. Clean and natural, it's a humorous and uplifting gift that's sure to bring a smile. Light it up and embrace your unique self!
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I Worship The Quicksand You Walk On
Get your hands on our Steel Magnolias inspired scented soy candle, perfect for adding a touch of snarky humor to your home or as a fun friendship gift. Hand-poured and eco-friendly, this candle features sassy movie quotes and is infused with essential oils. Shop now! #SassyMovieQuotes #HandPoured #FriendshipGift #SnarkyHomeDecor #EcoFriendly
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I’d Delete Apps for You
Make a bold statement with our "I'd Delete Apps for You" soy candle, a perfect love gesture and sarcastic gift. Infused with organic and vegan essential oils, it's the ultimate relationship goals. Order now and ignite your love flame!
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I’d Trust A Drag Queen Over A Pastor Any Day
Discover our sassy & empowering 'I'd Trust A Drag Queen Over A Pastor Any Day' soy candle – the perfect LGBTQ Pride gift, handcrafted with bold humor and a fabulous scent. Unleash your inner queen, support love over judgement, and enjoy our eco-friendly, cruelty-free, vegan candle. Shop now for a unique, unapologetic statement in your home decor, and support LGBTQ+ equality with SassyAss.co, your go-to for humor-infused, hand-poured candles!
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I’ll Burn That Bridge When I Get To It
Get your hands on our handmade, LGBTQ owned, snarky scented soy candle. Perfect for unique gift ideas, this candle features daring essential oils and clean, toxin-free ingredients. Embrace your inner firestarter and add a touch of sarcastic humor to any room. Order now!
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I’m a Weirdo Enabler
Celebrate the unique and quirky individuals in your life with the "I'm a Weirdo Enabler" candle. A playful reminder that weird is wonderful.
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I’m Just A Hole Sir
Ignite your playful side with the I'm Just A Hole Sir scented soy candle from the OnlyFlames collection by SassyAss.co – a kinky, BDSM-inspired, and humor-infused addition to your bedroom decor. Handcrafted with pure organic soy wax and infused with sensual essential oils, this sexy scent will delight your senses while being eco-friendly, vegan, and cruelty-free. Our LGBTQ-owned business creates cheeky home accents that make unique adult gifts, perfect for kinksters or anyone looking to express their naughty side. Explore our fun gift ideas and support the fight for LGBTQ+ equality by adding this erotic candle to your collection. Shop now for a sassy, submissive, and toxin-free experience!
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I’m Not a Girl Boss… I’m Just a Fucking Boss
Empower yourself or a strong person in your life with our handcrafted, eco-friendly, and scented soy candle. Celebrate feminism and empowerment with our top 5 scents. Break free from gendered labels and assert your authority. Shop now! #Empowerment #Feminism #Handcrafted #Eco-friendly #Scented #ShopNow
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The Highlights
- 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
- Infused with Pure Essential Oils
- Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
- Vegan and cruelty free
- Handcrafted in Small Batches
Premium Containers
| Burn Time | 70 hours (approx) |
| Material | Ceramic |
| Finish | Gloss |
| Wax Weight | 9 oz (255.15 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL) |
| Height | 3.50″ (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 3.00″ (7.62 cm) |
Standard Containers
| Burn Time | 65 hours (approx) |
| Material | Glass |
| Finish | Translucent Amber |
| Wax Weight | 8 oz (226.8 g) |
| Volume (to Overflow) | 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL) |
| Height | 3.50″ (8.89 cm) |
| Outside Diameter | 2.88″ (7.32 cm) |
