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I’m Not Arguing, I’m Just Explaining Why I’m Right
Discover the ultimate confidence booster with our witty, eco-friendly 'I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right' scented soy candle from the Sassfirmations collection. Infused with premium essential oils, this handcrafted, cruelty-free, and pure organic soy wax candle is perfect for gifting or adding a touch of sassy humor to your home decor. Vegan, toxin-free, and LGBTQ-friendly, our unique and empowering candles support self-expression and the fight for equality. Ignite intellectual conversations and make a bold statement with this one-of-a-kind candle. Shop now for a truly unique gift idea!
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I’m Not Like a Regular Mom, I’m a Cool Mom
Embrace the awkward charm of the 'I’m Not Like a Regular Mom, I’m a Cool Mom' candle, perfect for those who laugh at their own earnest attempts to stay on-trend.
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I’m Right on Top of That Rose
Light up the "I'm Right on Top of That Rose" candle and channel the iconic sass of Sue Ellen Crandell. This candle is a perfect gift for fans of the '90s classic "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead" and anyone who loves a good movie quote.
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I’m That Bitch
Get empowered with our "I'm That Bitch" handcrafted soy candle. Sassy and clean-burning, it's infused with pure essential oils and eco-friendly. Order now! #Empowering #Sassy #Handcrafted #CleanBurning #EcoFriendly
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I’ve Got A Fat Ass And Correct Opinions
Embrace your confident vibes with our handcrafted 'I've Got A Fat Ass And Correct Opinions' soy candle from the Sassfirmations collection, the perfect body-positive, empowering gift for yourself or a loved one. Our clean, natural, and eco-friendly candles are made from pure organic soy wax infused with premium essential oils for a cruelty-free, vegan experience. Add a touch of bold decor to your space and let your sassy home shine with witty humor. Shop now at SassyAss.co, an LGBTQ-owned business supporting equality, and make a statement with our unique, fearless gifts.
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I’m a Sucker for a Pucker
Embrace the risqué with the 'I’m a Sucker for a Pucker' candle. It’s crafted for the bold, the daring, and those who take pleasure in the intimate art of rimming. Light it up and set the stage for an unforgettable experience.
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I’m Not Mad at You, I’m Mad at the Dirt
Light the 'I’m Not Mad at You, I’m Mad at the Dirt' candle and let its compulsively clean scent fill your home, perfect for those who appreciate a little order with their drama.
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If I Wanted To Hear From an Asshole I’d Have Farted
Discover the ultimate sassy statement with our handcrafted 'If I Wanted To Hear From An Asshole I'd Have Farted' scented soy candle from the Sassfirmations collection. Infused with premium essential oils, our pure organic, vegan, and cruelty-free candles make a unique and bold gift for those who love witty humor and aren't afraid to express it. Shop now at SassyAss.co, an LGBTQ-owned business, for eco-friendly, snarky candles that support self-expression and LGBTQ+ equality. Light up your attitude with a funny, sarcastic gift today!
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If You Buy Her One Margarita She Will Open Her Legs
Introducing the "If You Buy Her One Margarita She Will Open Her Legs" scented soy candle from SassyAss.co. Embrace your bold and irreverent side with this cheeky candle that combines essential oils with playful humor. Hand-poured with love using organic soy wax, this clean and toxin-free candle sets a sassy ambiance.
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If You Buy Him One Margarita He Will Open His Legs
Get the party started with the "One Margarita" candle, a playful nod to the viral sensation that celebrates a good time and open hearts (and legs!).
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The Highlights
- 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
- Infused with Pure Essential Oils
- Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
- Vegan and cruelty free
- Handcrafted in Small Batches
Premium Containers
Burn Time | 70 hours (approx) |
Material | Ceramic |
Finish | Gloss |
Wax Weight | 9 oz (255.15 g) |
Volume (to Overflow) | 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL) |
Height | 3.50″ (8.89 cm) |
Outside Diameter | 3.00″ (7.62 cm) |
Standard Containers
Burn Time | 65 hours (approx) |
Material | Glass |
Finish | Translucent Amber |
Wax Weight | 8 oz (226.8 g) |
Volume (to Overflow) | 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL) |
Height | 3.50″ (8.89 cm) |
Outside Diameter | 2.88″ (7.32 cm) |