Candles

If You Buy Me One Margarita I Will Open My Legs

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If You Buy Me One Margarita I Will Open My Legs

Introducing the "If You Buy Me One Margarita I Will Open My Legs" scented soy candle from SassyAss.co. Embrace your bold and irreverent side with this cheeky candle that combines essential oils with playful humor. Hand-poured with love using organic soy wax, this clean and toxin-free candle sets a sassy ambiance.

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If You Don’t Like Queer Get The Fuck Out of Here

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If You Don’t Like Queer Get The Fuck Out of Here

Celebrate queer pride with our handcrafted, vegan, and eco-friendly scented soy candle. Spread inclusivity and love with its bold message. Light it up and let your queer flag fly high! #QueerPride #Inclusivity #Handcrafted #Vegan #EcoFriendly.

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If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say, Sit By Me

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If You Don’t Have Anything Nice To Say, Sit By Me

Get sassy with our handcrafted "If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say, Sit By Me" candle, inspired by Steel Magnolias. Clean burning and humorous, perfect for a unique gift. Light up your space and let the sass shine through! #SteelMagnolias #Sassy #Handcrafted #CleanBurning #Humorous.

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In This House We Serve the Lewks

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In This House We Serve the Lewks

Cast out the shadows of the past with the 'In This House We Serve the Lewks' candle. It’s not just a candle; it’s a beacon of empowerment and style, perfect for anyone turning their trauma into triumph with every outfit.

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Intersex And Out Of Your League

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Intersex And Out Of Your League

Ignite your confidence with our Intersex And Out Of Your League scented soy candle – a bold, empowering gift to express your unapologetic self! Hand-poured with pure organic soy wax and premium essential oils, this eco-friendly, vegan, and cruelty-free candle is perfect for both Millennials and Gen Z. Boost your Pride and add a sassy touch to your home decor while supporting LGBTQ+ equality. Shop now for a unique, cheeky, and fearless experience in every burn!

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Is Butter a Carb?

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Is Butter a Carb?

Ignite the 'Is Butter a Carb?' candle and let go of your dietary cares with a scent that's as carefree as your approach to counting calories.

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It Is What It Is

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It Is What It Is

Embrace chaos with our "It Is What It Is" candle. Infused with essential oils for stress relief and mindfulness, it's perfect for self-care. Get yours now! #Acceptance #Affirmation #Mindfulness #StressRelief #PositiveVibes #SelfCare #CandleLove

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It’s Not A Whore House, It’s A Whore Home

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It’s Not A Whore House, It’s A Whore Home

Make a bold statement with our "It's Not A Whore House, It's A Whore Home" soy candle. Fun, irreverent, and perfect for housewarming parties, this LGBTQIA+ friendly candle is handcrafted with essential oils and free of toxins. Embrace your rebellious spirit and claim your space with unapologetic sass. Order now!

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It’s Not Gonna Suck Itself

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It’s Not Gonna Suck Itself

Get playful with our "It's Not Gonna Suck Itself" scented soy candle, perfect for a sexy gift or LGBTQ-friendly anniversary/birthday present. Handcrafted with adult humor and enticing essential oils, light it up and let the mischievous glow set the mood. Shop now!

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It’s Not Your Job To Make Them Feel Comfortable

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It’s Not Your Job To Make Them Feel Comfortable

Embrace your authenticity with our handcrafted, vegan "It's Not Your Job To Make Them Feel Comfortable" candle. Infused with pure essential oils, it celebrates empowerment, inclusivity, and resilience. Add it to your self-care routine or gift it to someone who needs encouragement. Light it up and live unapologetically! #Authenticity #Empowerment #Inclusivity #Handcrafted #Vegan.

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The Highlights

  • 100% USA Organic Soy Wax
  • Infused with Pure Essential Oils
  • Zero toxins. No parabens, paraffin, phthalates, or heavy metals
  • Vegan and cruelty free
  • Handcrafted in Small Batches

Premium Containers

Burn Time 70 hours (approx)
Material Ceramic
Finish Gloss
Wax Weight 9 oz (255.15 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 10.10 fl oz (286.97 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 3.00″ (7.62 cm)

Standard Containers

Burn Time 65 hours (approx)
Material Glass
Finish Translucent Amber
Wax Weight 8 oz (226.8 g)
Volume (to Overflow) 9.20 fl oz (261.40 mL)
Height 3.50″ (8.89 cm)
Outside Diameter 2.88″ (7.32 cm)
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